[She sure feels like she’s being held hostage!]

ok fine
for the sake of my friends who are not toads and like to not be toads
although they are picking on me——

they may have found out about like
the mistletoe
and stuff

[Y’know, actions. Like getting really into a kiss with a totally platonic pal! In public!]

and now they’re convinced i’m like madly in love with y]dg ': \